Did You Ever...

I am convinced that we as a society are done, anarchy will rule and we'll be living like Mad Max.  Its not because of the government, its because of all of the stupid commercials and television shows.  As an example here's a brief quote from a law firm commercial: "Have YOU or a loved one been killed because of..."  No if I was KILLED I wouldn't be calling you.  Any commercial with John Stamos and his pitch for Greek yogurt or car commercial that has to put "Do Not Attempt".  Hell I hope they DO attempt, it will give the lawyers that asked if they have been killed in an accident.

The Evil of the Prius

Yes I said evil.  I'm not sure what it is about the drivers in these little electric clown cars but they seem to be a tad bit aggressive.  Sure they may think they're "going green" and "saving the planet" but when you try to out run a fuel injected 350 V8 and I'm the driver, well lets just say that's not your best idea.

Sure you can think that the little piece of crap is cute and although you think you're helping the baby seals but when you try to pass a V8 that is blowing past you on a hill in doing so we are both putting enough greenhouse gases into the environment to kill that little seal and 50 polar bears.

Here's an idea for the Prius owners:  Back down there cheese because those of us that don't own those crap wagons outnumber you and we're bigger and meaner.  What does that mean you ask...  Keep it up and we'll jam you up that tailpipe so you can keep the hamsters in that "engine" company.  That is all.

The Fourth Moon of Jupiter

How does one address a bad incident when in the grand scheme of things that incident was merely a blip within it all?  That's why you're here, that's why I wrote about it and that is why birds sing (no not really).

Really? I haven't had anything to bitch about?

That would be a great big NO!  New stuff approaches soon....  I'll probably have to bitch about myself and lack of attention I seem to have.

Well Kick Me In The Ass And Call Me Fred

Living in a town that is so full of douche bags makes getting through a day without burying one of them alive.  As an American citizen, should I be subjected to one ass that cannot delineate between one of his friends and his friends evil?  As a City employee, should he bitch about my house, lawn, car, dumpster or the large hole I'm digging as shelter from 2012 (I'm kidding about the car) and not bitch about his friend that has shit piled up right next to that douche bag's house?

You know what, I'm sorry but what's good for the goose is a reason to roast the gander.  Do your flipping job, you cannot ignore one and hold the other to a different standard.  Kiss my arse if I'll let that happen.

I've Just Been Awarded...

Sixteen MILLION dollars!  That's what the email said, and emails are never used for nefarious purposes.  That's not all, when I send them $350 they will send a courier to the address I am to provide to them!  To make sure its really me, I have to provide them with two pieces of identification (my Social Security Number and a copy of my Passport) then when I meet with the courier, they can be sure its really me and not some scam artist (their words)!

Picking Thine Nostrils

Is there anything more disgusting than seeing a child pick their nose?  I bet I know something that is, an ADULT doing it.  Yes an adult that picked his nose, then rubbed the green goo onto the side of the slot machine he was playing.