Monday, November 21, 2011

The Evil of the Prius

Yes I said evil.  I'm not sure what it is about the drivers in these little electric clown cars but they seem to be a tad bit aggressive.  Sure they may think they're "going green" and "saving the planet" but when you try to out run a fuel injected 350 V8 and I'm the driver, well lets just say that's not your best idea.

Sure you can think that the little piece of crap is cute and although you think you're helping the baby seals but when you try to pass a V8 that is blowing past you on a hill in doing so we are both putting enough greenhouse gases into the environment to kill that little seal and 50 polar bears.

Here's an idea for the Prius owners:  Back down there cheese because those of us that don't own those crap wagons outnumber you and we're bigger and meaner.  What does that mean you ask...  Keep it up and we'll jam you up that tailpipe so you can keep the hamsters in that "engine" company.  That is all.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The Fourth Moon of Jupiter

How does one address a bad incident when in the grand scheme of things that incident was merely a blip within it all?  That's why you're here, that's why I wrote about it and that is why birds sing (no not really).