Sunday, July 17, 2011

Picking Thine Nostrils

Is there anything more disgusting than seeing a child pick their nose?  I bet I know something that is, an ADULT doing it.  Yes an adult that picked his nose, then rubbed the green goo onto the side of the slot machine he was playing.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Really Ocifer, You Couldn't Turn Around And Help?

Last night my wife and our two children were traveling to Council Bluffs, IA for our vacation (yes I said Council Bluffs and yes I know its in Iowa)and whilst traveling to our hotel we suffered one Heck of a setback, we had a blowout.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

The Crispy Pile Of Ash In The Front Seat Of A Prius

Why oh why must stupid people be given drivers licenses?  Obviously the tests are too easy or 95% of the people on the road would have failed and never been allowed to drive.  I'm fairly confident that each of the 95% need to be slapped in the side of the head with a large mallet.  There has to be a solution to the ignorance of these blister-headed idiots, and I think I might have an idea that will work.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

The Latest Trip To The Land Of The Letter Between L And N

Being a glutton for punishment, I decided to travel the to the "goldish colored giant letter between L and N fast food establishment" to get another Iced Tea, and what I found shocked the crap out of me.

Try To Aggravate Me Is Like Trying to Make Ghandi Take A Swing At You

Aggravation is an art form that novices may attempt and will fail during the attempt, and although it might be possible to get under ones skin generally it won't last long.  I know, I have vast knowledge of aggravation and oh so much experience in it, I would be called a Master.

Is it so hard?

Vague, sure it is, but give me a moment and I will explain in great detail.  I like iced tea, more importantly I really like the tea that they have at the goldish colored giant letter between L and N, but apparently they have no clue when it comes to customer service.

Sunday, July 3, 2011


Why in the bloody Heck after you pass someone they decide that they have to pass you back and then slow down so you have to pass them again!  I took a trip to Park Falls, WI today (absolutely beautiful place BTW) and I found a person that I think might need to have their license taken from them and jammed down their throat.