Sunday, July 17, 2011

Picking Thine Nostrils

Is there anything more disgusting than seeing a child pick their nose?  I bet I know something that is, an ADULT doing it.  Yes an adult that picked his nose, then rubbed the green goo onto the side of the slot machine he was playing.

That man should have been choked with the oxygen tubing from the old woman that was smoking away whilst she took the occasional swig of oxygen.  Before I get to far ahead, smoking while on oxygen?  Listen Sparky I really want to live a little longer and whilst you did inhale all too often, that Zippo of yours will pop that oxygen tank like the dreams of Joe Camel.

Getting back to the booger brain, what in the Hell are you thinking?  First of all, you are in my memory bank and the next time I see you, you will accidentally trip and I will laugh.  Secondly do you feel the need to spread whatever diseases you might have dripping from your proboscis?

The next time I'm in that casino, I'm wearing gloves, a mask and a gown AND I'll have so much hand sanitizer that I will have to avoid Sparky.  Quit picking your nose in public, and while your at it occasionally punch yourself in the face, it builds character.

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